Per rendere più sopportabile l'attesa della morte. O delle tasse. O della delicious cake (you should have some).

He replied huskily, “I already know another language.”

Surprised that I didn't know this about him, I raised my head from the pillow and asked, “Really?”

“Yes my dear,” replied he, “I know PHP.”

Chuckling, I lowered my head to the pillow again and asked, “So is there any sexy geek pillow talk that you have for me?”

I could feel him grinning as he held me tightly and breathed softly in my ear, “Insert.object”

(preso da: http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Computer/Geek-Humour-Pillow-Talk.148985)

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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

http://www.thewvsr.com/adsvsreality.htm                \asd

FUCK YEAH FABLES LIVE! La sera prima della prima sera del CdI si tiene Fables Live, un one-shot ispirato al regno delle fiabe! E indovinate un po' quale sarà il mio pg!...

1. Lupo Cattivo
2. Capitan Uncino
3. Gatto
4. Volpe
5. Uomo Nero
6. Principe Gastone (Gaston)
7. Bestia
9. Maga Magò
10. Ursula
11. Strega Grimilde
12. Bella
13. Porcellino Gimmy
14. Porcellino Timmy
15. Porcellino Armando
16. Peter Pan
17. Brontolo
18. Pinocchio
19. Cucciolo
20. Mago Merlino
21. Principe Azzurro
22. Cacciatore
23. Pollicino
24. Trilli
25. Piccola Fiammiferaia
26. Biancaneve
27. Cenerentola
28. Cappuccetto Rosso
29. Bella Addormentata
30. Alice
31. Sirenetta
32. Bianconiglio
33. Stregatto
34. Pifferaio Magico
35. Spugna
36. Genio
37. Alì Babà
38. Cappellaio Matto
39. Fata Turchina
40. Gatto con gli Stivali
41. Grillo Parlante
42. Le Tont
43. Malefica
44. Principessa sul Pisello
45. Fata Smemorina